Jonathan Quayle Higgins III: Oh, Magnum...
Thomas Sullivan Magnum III: Hi, Higgins, Di.
Higgins: I have a proposition for you, Magnum.
Magnum: Now wait a minute, just wait a second, Higgins. Now this is really getting depressing, this constant deal making - I'll give you this if you give me that, it's so unnecessary. Now here we are in paradise, we have everything we could ever possibly want out of life just here. So why, why can't we just do things for one another simply because we want to, simply because we're friends, simply because we feel like helping each other?
Higgins: Magnum, I want you to know I'm quite touched, I never thought you were capable of those admirable sentiments, I really mean that.
Magnum: Thank you.
Higgins: I came here this morning to, just as you so aptly describe it, make a deal. You see the lads have been under the weather and I need to pick up some paperwork from the club. I was going to ask you to fetch it for me and in return I was going to give you the use of the tennis court for one week. Now I'm just asking you as a friend.
Magnum: Make it two weeks.
-- Magnum, P.I., The adventures of a Hawaii-based private investigator. Read more...